Need something to wear? Check out the Modern Freak T-shirts line of psycho-delic clothing. It may be your last chance to wear something cool before the world ends. Or before they finally decide to put you on Prozac. And once they put you on Prozac, well, you'll probably want to wear something else anyway. Something... nice. From Wal-Mart, maybe. And, hey, since Wal-Mart has a pharmacy, you could buy your Prozac and your t-shirts from the same place! Wouldn't that be great? What a great freaking country we live in!

Modern Freak Tshirts - Unique and compelling t-shirt designs. Specializing in strange. 
Lots of shirt styles to choose from. 
Totally original. Damn weird.

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    A Brief History of Funny T-shirts
    By Uncle Phil

    Funny t-shirts have been around since the Dawn of Man. The first t-shirts were crudely made from leaves, twigs and mastodon droppings. They were quite uncomfortable by today’s standards, and smelled awful. This, however, did not stop sporting young cavemen and cavewomen from donning funny t-shirts in the hopes that they might appear witty or clever.

IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Due to new laws recently passed by Congress, Modern Freak T-shirts is now required to include the following disclaimer:

     The existence of cavemen, and evolution itself, is purely theoretical, and is supported by nothing more than common sense and rational observation of so-called “concrete  physical evidence” (things like carbon dating, biology, genetics, hundreds of thousands of bones in the fossil record, etc). The actual history of funny t-shirts might look something like this:

    According to a reliable and accurate historical document known as The Bible, Adam and Eve were banished from paradise shortly thereafter. (It was later discovered that it was in fact Eve that farted)

    Around 500 BC the first sheep was invented by cross-breeding a polar bear with a mongoose. Besides being extremely entertaining to watch, the experiment yielded a new discovery: Wool. It was then decided that the sheep’s soft fur would be shaved off and used to make a new kind of t-shirt; one that was more comfortable, more durable and easier to market on the internet. Unfortunately, neither razors nor the micro-chip had yet been invented, so this idea was put on hold. 

    Then, during the days of the Roman Empire, funny t-shirts suddenly lost their popularity. Due to massive censorship, an overbearing ruling class, and religious and social turmoil, bucking the system with an irreverent garment was no longer the “in” thing to do. The fad quickly disappeared after certain "high profile" t-shirt wearers were made an example of.

    Funny t-shirts remained unpopular for many, many years. But then, in the Spring of 1980, a popular TV show named “Dallas” ended their third season with a cliffhanger episode in which the main character –  protagonist “JR Ewing" – was shot by one of the other characters… 
only nobody knew who it was that actually shot JR. 

And suddenly T-shirts were back in vogue!



    These days people regard t-shirts as more than just clothing. T-shirts are used as tiny billboards from which a person can advertise their political, religious or drug-related beliefs, entertain others with a joke or witticism, or endorse a product or lame rock band. T-shirts are also a great way to irritate strangers who might not share one's personal view of the world.

    Not only are funny t-shirts a socially acceptable form of passive/aggressive behavior, they are also comfortable, inexpensive and easy to sell to pot-heads. 

    In this fast-paced world of ever-changing values, moronic "reality TV" shows and drive-through boob-jobs, one thing is certain: Funny T-shirts will be around for a long, long time - and Modern Freak plans to milk it for every retarded penny it’s worth.

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