Give
me McLiberty or give me McDeath.
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Zombie
Jesus -
He died for your sins... then He came back for your brains!
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Don't
shoot! I'm just here to buy some crack.
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Daddy's
little psycho-bitch
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Cops
- The other white meat.
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Don't
hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a bitch.
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I
don't do drugs. Seriously.
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The
Gays are coming! The Gays are coming!
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Bad
Mother Fucker
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Girls
gone psychotic
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Shoplifting
is not a crime.
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Axis
of Evil Knievel
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Don't
fuck with Jesus.
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I
Smell Bacon
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I
am a unique snowflake. So go fuck yourself.
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D.A.R.E.
to kiss my pot smoking ass.
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Jimmy's
Lil' Ol' Crack House
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Bush
has a Mandate.
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PIGS
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Ibiza
- Like Heaven, but without all the Christians
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Life's
a bitch - and then you burn in Hell for eternity.
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 Rolling
Hard with Mercedes - imported from Amsterdam 100% pure.
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Brain
cells, schmain cells.
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Old
Bukowski.
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Fuck
Texas
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Kiss
me, I'm a coke dealer.
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Vampire
Jesus - He gave His blood, now He wants it back (etc)
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I
heart Christians.
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I'm
high on life - and by "life" I mean drugs.
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"When
the President does it, that means it's not illegal." - Richard Nixon
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I
cried because I had no shoes, (etc)
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Jesus
Saves - at Chico's Discount Grocery.
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Worlds
Drunkest Dad
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No,
I'm not going to kill myself, and no, this isn't a cry for help.
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I'm not going to start killing people
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Smoking
marijuana causes a shortened... I like potato chips.
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Everyone
is entitled to my own opinion.
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God
Bless America! (made in China)
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Rock
on, Jesus. Rock on.
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Smile!
if you have a small penis.
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Marilyn
Manson
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I
brushed my teeth today.
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Goth
chicks are so cute
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Home
is where you hide the bodies.
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Scientology
Superstar!
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Drunk
fish with green shoes singing "Joy to the World" on karaoke
night.
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Rolling
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Alcoholics
Unanimous - changing lives... one beer at a time
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I
keeps it realer than a mofo.
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Daddy
didn't love me
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It's
never too late to have a happy childhood.
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Sunshine
on my shoulder makes me horny.
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Free
Beer
|
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H*A*S*H
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Welcome
to New Orleans.
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By
Order of Cook County Court
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Areyouinanyway(etc)
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I'm
sorry, I don't know any better.
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Pimp
Fiction
|
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I'm
the one who ate the brown acid.
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DEAler
|
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I
woke up on the wrong side of the coffin.
|
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It
is no longer safe to turn off your computer.
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Give
me liberty or give me slack
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I'm
a player hater.
|
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Eat
Toby
|
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You
may think she's just your gal... (etc)
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Blown
Mind
|
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I've
done all I can do. It's up to the beer now.
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Quantum
Physics is bullshit.
|
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My
mom say's I'm a genius.
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Undercover
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I
put on my pants both legs at a time.
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Trance
Goa
|
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Relax
- I've been rehabilitated.
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Brain
|
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I
Hate My Boyfriend
|
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I'm
a good person - I just enjoy torturing small fuzzy kittens.
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Your
Police Are Useless Againts My Army of Psychedelic Frogs
|
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Uncle
Sam with Pistol
|
|
Old
and Unimproved! Now with 1/3 More Fat!
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My
Other Shirt Is A Straightjacket
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Legalize
Everything
|
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My
Cat Hearts Trance
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